you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it
The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.
i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father
STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT
still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later
Telling your male friends you love them.
Hugging and kissing your male friends.
Having a feminine nickname like Chrissy or Pussy.
Working around strippers without paying them much attention.
Having a Goomah (girlfriend).
Getting out of prison and getting back on your feet.